too much to recap in a pitiful week of games. All time I am 91-59, one more week and we could hit that 100. Let’s get into the games. 

New England Patriots (6-4) vs. Atlanta Falcons (4-5) Thursday 7:20 PM

They’re back. Bill and his demons are back. And he has a new Tom. His name…. Mac. I officially love this Pats team as you can tell. And we all know I hate the flimsy and weak Falcons. The Falcons defense is as strong as a 70 year old woman in a wheelchair. Give me the new Pats dynasty. 

Pats 27 Falcons 13

Baltimore Ravens (6-3) vs. Chicago Bears (3-6) Sunday 12:00 PM

Chicago off a bye. Give me JUST KIDDING. If you think I was taking Justin Fields and the horrific Bears offensive line, you probably don’t know me. The Ravens are coming off of an embarrassing loss to the Dolphins so I really think they are going to come out with a vengeance. And the Bears are a perfect target. Let’s go Lamar.

Ravens 34 Bears 17

Green Bay Packers (8-2) vs. Minnesota Vikings (4-5)

The Vikings are good, but with the Packers having Rodgers back it makes it really easy to pick who’s going to win. Even if Aaron Jones is out this week, A.J. Dillon should carry the load with ease. Give me the liar. 

Packers 27 Vikings 20

Indianapolis Colts (5-5) vs. Buffalo Bills (6-3) 

This is a hopefully really good game. I think the Colts have made their run back into playoff contention and the Bills need a win to try and stave off the Pats for another week, which makes this game big for both teams and it should come down to raw talent. And I think the Bills outclass the Colts in that category. Allen and Diggs looked incredible last week and I think they can build on that to beat this very good Colts team. 

Colts 24 Bills 28

Detroit Lions (0-8-1) vs. Cleveland Browns (5-5)

A tie. Really. A tie. At least it’s not a loss. Just give me the Browns already. 

Lions 17 Browns 31

Washington Football Team (3-6) vs. Carolina Panthers (5-5) 

Two very confusing teams. Washington beat Tampa last week and the Panthers have a fully rejuvenated Cam Newton under center. And although I appreciate the upset from Washington last week, I just think it would be so cool if in Cam’s first start back in Carolina he lights it up and wins. So maybe a little bit of bias here but let’s go Panthers. 

WFT 17 Panthers 28

Houston Texans (1-8) vs. Tennessee Titans (8-2)

God the Texans are bad. Give me the Goku-less Titans pretty please.

Texans 10 Titans 27

San Francisco 49ers (4-5) vs. Jacksonville Jaguars (2-7) 

I wish the Jags were good. T-Law hasn’t shown me anything special and the 49ers are a good enough team to beat this sorry Jacksonville team. Urban Meyer is still the goat though. 

49ers 24 Jags 10

Miami Dolphins (3-7) vs. New York Jets (2-7)

The Jets are starting Joe Flacco this weekend. That’s it. Joe Flacco. Hammer the Dolphins.

Dolphins 21 Jets 6

New Orleans Saints (5-4) vs. Philadelphia Eagles (4-6) 

These two teams have to be the most confusing teams in the league. One week I think the Eagles are dead in the water and the next they play up to their potential. The Saints have lost two games to a flimsy Falcons team and a vacant King Henry Titans team. Now they play the Eagles off a dominating win. I just don’t see this going well for the Saints. 

Saints 20 Eagles 23

Cincinnati Bengals (5-4) vs. Las Vegas Raiders (5-4) 3:05 PM

The Bengals are coming off bye and the Raiders look very distracted. Vegas got pummeled by the Chiefs last week in the first week that wasn’t filled with controversy in their organization. They looked sluggish, uncoached and frankly tired. And with the Bengals being a well rested and coached team I think they’ll roll Vegas this week. 

Bengals 31 Raiders 20

Dallas Cowboys (7-2) vs. Kansas City Chiefs (6-4) 3:25 PM

If you asked me this two weeks ago, I’d pick the Cowboys. But after the Chiefs big win over the Raiders, it changed my mind. The Cowboys haven’t played any team close to Super Bowl contention and this is their first week since week one where they do. And with the Chiefs looking to actually play up to their talent level, I think it’ll be another week of 400 yds and 4 TD’s for Mahomes and his boys.

Cowboys 24 Chiefs 38

Arizona Cardinals (8-2) vs. Seattle Seahawks (3-6) 

With or without Kyler, this game is going to be a blowout. But not in the way you think. I think Russ will cook. One week removed from being shut out for the first time in his career, I think Russ will start to really get going. And even if Kyler plays, he won’t be 100% and that makes me sway fully to the 12th man.

Cards 20 Seahawks 31

Pittsburgh Steelers (5-3-1) vs. Los Angeles Chargers (5-4) 7:20 PM

HAHAHA YOU TIED TO THE LIONS. L. Due to that tie, I’m picking the Chargers because the Steelers don’t deserve to win after that horrid performance last week
Steelers 17 Chargers 30

New York Giants (3-6) vs. Tampa Bay Buccaneers (6-3) Monday 7:20 PM

The Giants are terrible. And Tampa is good at football. Plus Tom is angry after the complete upset he gave up to the Washington Name Redacted. So give me Tompa Bay.

Giants 14 Bucs 31